Boobies

Julia makes a very nice post about me and all I do is draw boobies.

I regret nothing.

Rarely Serious

Back Story: Last night, I went to see Big Fish on Broadway. I loved the show (just like I loved the movie and the book). If you haven't seen or read any of them, there is a point in the story where the main character plants a field of daffodils to prove his love for his wife. It's obviously visually beautiful, and sweet as anything. (I also saw George Takei there!)

Back Story 2: About three and a half years ago, Eric came to Buffalo from Rochester. He brought daffodils with him and asked me to "go steady".

Back Story 3: When I was a Sophomore in high school, I brought a book of EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. of Langston Hughes' poems.

I don't usually say things like this because they sound stupid, but I really love my boyfriend, and I think he's the best around.

This doodle is for you, poopyface. I loves you.

Yay?...

Well I got paid today and I'm now out of debt.

But I'm poor now so there's that...

When I Skip Arm Day

You know how, sometimes, people don't know how to lift, and they focus too much on their upper body and they look like this?

Not even exaggerating, bro. You look just awful, and I'm pretty sure I can out-squat you. 

But, sometimes, like today, I skip arm day. I just don't like it, it takes longer, and I'm always afraid someone will make fun of me for holding a dumbbell wrong. One day, I'm going to look like this.

Lower body strength, away! 

Almost There

Wow, we're almost back on schedule.

Julia's Edit: Like we'll ever be back on schedule. Please.

"Cuddle Weather"

I'm not a big fan of winter. It's not "sweater weather", it's not "cuddle weather" and it's NOT "pumpkin spice latte weather." It's freakin' cold.

Uggs

After finding out the truth behind Uggs, I thought this would be silly.

Corgi

1 of the 2 I owe Julia

Falling Behind

So, I've fallen behind again, but here are two new doodles from me.

This is what it feels like when I've eaten too much.

And this is what Thursdays feel like for me:

My head wont stop hurting.

I have an "eggscruciating" headache

These Puns Are Nuts

PS: Eric, I like your mug.

"Mugged"

But... Where Does The Apple, Like, Really End, Man?

More fruit-based puns.

Work Owns My Life.

I find myself wondering this a lot lately.

back to puns

I'm Late Again.

Work is boring and Sticky Notes are fun.

What I Would Look Like With a Goatee

Aw man, look how on time this post is!

So, in watching Star Trek (as I am wont to do) a few nights ago, I came across the episode where Kirk and some of the crew are transplanted onto an evil version of the Enterprise. It's obviously unintended comedic genius, so I was inspired.

I doodled this on the subway today. Hopefully I got a couple crazy looks.

Another Eric Drawing

It is not Christmas yet. It's not even close. Don't do this to me. Christmas is about as magical as dinosaurs.

Which is to say, it's not magical at all.

Eric's Drawing

I don't know who this is, but I find his lack of kneecaps terrifying.

Being On Set Makes Me Forget Everything

It's like, I don't know where the other ten hours in the day go, but after a day on set, I'm dead to the world.

So, of course, I forgot to doodle. But Eric came to visit to help out with the movie and be an extra, and I realized something today. I love Eric a lot. I love him more than I love a lot of things.

But I will never love him enough to stay awake.


PS- Yeah, reading some Lauren Weisberger. Judge away.

Bad Hair Day

AKA "I have a broken ponytail holder and just ran out of hairspray."

For all the drunk people in costumes I saw yesterday.

Actually Scary Halloween Costumes

Vampires have nothing on these guys!

Woo!

I got an A on my project today.

I'm happy.

Do I Want Bangs?

First off, that last doodle made me realize I need to step up my game. That shit was good.
So, I've got something good brewing.

Anyway, I was super insipred by this buzzfeed article: http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/this-wonderfully-simplistic-instagram-will-make-your-day

With that, I present my doodle:

Julia's Win Screen

I know Julia has been working so hard the last few nights and needs to feel like a winner.

I hope this helps.

A Green Hippo?

Really? I swear.

I expect something doubly awesome tomorrow.

Lazy Hippo

I'm so tired from work.

Here's a lazy hippo.

It's Pun-derful.

LOL?

I don't much care for Hipsters.

"My v-neck isn't quite low enough."

What Dieting Feels Like

I've been trying to eat a little healthier lately, which is seriously hard for me. I count cheese as a major food group, and I like it that way.

But, I'm trying not to die young. I need plenty of time to enjoy my Corgi and shoe collection that I feel will come in the future. So, I present to you, what the last two months of my life have felt like:

Note to self: I will still spent 45 minutes running, five times a week, for a slice of pizza every once in a while. It's worth it. SO worth it.

Joe

My friend Joe is leaving for his new job in Chicago soon so I'm spending time with him.

He's crazy.

When I'm Taking Group Pictures

If there is a big enough group of girls going out together, one will always insist on taking pictures. (This is usually the girl who thinks she looks really good that day. Yes, sometimes that girl is me. No shame. Have you seen my instagram selfies?)

Taking cute pictures is an art form that I never mastered. I swear, everyone else takes classes in how to look happy and sexy in pictures, and I'm here just wondering what to do with my hands.

MR. SpOCK

My Attempt at Attempting to be an Adult

I know you're sick of blogs about twenty-somethings and blogs by twenty-somethings and the whole idea that being a twenty-something is interesting and important enough to blog about. I am too.
But, bear with me, because this isn't about being a twenty-something and the struggles that come with it, it's the fact that I'm pretty sure the only reason they delay the drinking age to 21 is to soften the blow.

And I'm pretty sure there's a lot of awesome things about being an adult that I just haven't discovered yet. (And please don't tell me that the awesome things are getting married and having kids. Puh-leez.)

I've Noticed a Trend.

I've noticed a trend in New York State.

It is illegal to talk on your cell phone while driving a car. So I see people driving around holding their phones up to their face, with speaker phone on, like that's somehow different.

This= BAD

but somehow

This= GOOD?

What Do They Want From Us?

I can't be super inspired and super genius all the time! I mean, isn't the fact that I'm kind of inspired and mediocre-ly genius every once in a while enough for people?

One day, I will learn how to be really creative on a whim, but just bare with me until that day comes.

So I guess I can title these...

I can neverthink of anything funny or clever to draw

so this guy will have to cope with that

When I Use My Phone To Try To Find My Phone

Happens 67.3 times a day.

Eric Drew A Sad Guy

And then he just kept going and going...

...and going and going.

Eric, You Know You Can Make Titles, Right?

Today was the last day of New York Comic Con. I had lots of fun, and I think Eric did too. Here's a picture of how excited I was to be there.

Note: I was dressed up as Spock. It was pretty sweet.

So, here's today's doodle. We briefly spent some time in the kids' room for a puppet lecture, and I got a mask to play with.